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Posted on 24th Apr at 7:42 PM, with 8 notes
"My new goal in life is to somehow be the star of Sharknado 7."
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Posted on 24th Apr at 7:37 PM, with 25,204 notes

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pr1nceshawn:

Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames by Coleman Engle.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ACCURATE THIS IS

Posted on 24th Apr at 7:25 PM, with 25 notes
Listening to video game soundtracks while walking through the city consistently helps me pretend that my life is significantly more epic than it actually is, but there's something special and intensely appropriate about tuning in to Skyrim while you're traversing the inhospitable ice mountains of the Brooklyn crosswalks. You're unstoppable.
Posted on 24th Apr at 7:19 PM, with 61 notes
I'm riding the subway up to the Bronx and I just witnessed two elderly people falling in love:
Man: your hair is beautiful, I love your hair.
Woman: you're sweet.
Man: are you married?
Woman: actually I'm divorced.
Man: what an idiot.
Woman: you think so?
Man: I know so.
Woman: thank you.
Man: what are you doing tonight?
Woman: nothing.
Man: I'm taking you to a fancy dinner. Here's my number.
Woman: that's wonderful! Here's mine. I like you.
Man: I just missed my stop. Couldn't have been more worth it.
Posted on 24th Apr at 7:17 PM, with 47 notes
Today: one of my preschool classes played Freeze Dance. When the music is on, you dance. When it stops, you freeze. With the little kids, I also yell, "freeze" to help them out.
Me: Freeze!
Four year old girl: (very loud) THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!
Posted on 24th Apr at 4:36 PM

Happy Birthday ROSE! :P

Tagged: #music, #spotify,
Posted on 24th Apr at 2:36 AM, with 11,510 notes

zezora:

if you read this you are cute no take backs

Posted on 24th Apr at 1:51 AM, with 407,516 notes

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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Posted on 24th Apr at 1:51 AM, with 65,846 notes
givemeinternet:

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily
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givemeinternet:

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

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