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Posted on 20th Apr at 1:30 PM, with 14 notes

paranoid-anne-droid:

I’m not a typical Tumblr user. I don’t put sexual innuendos in every sentence like every other Dick, Peter, and Willy I’ve met.

Posted on 20th Apr at 1:29 PM, with 429 notes

spicyshimmy:

420…. phase it….. *beams back up to the enterprise*

Posted on 20th Apr at 1:28 PM, with 166,784 notes

iamrickyhoover:

dontbeanassbutt:

moshita:

Skull Violin

Stratton Violin

*devil went down to georgia playing in the distance*

Forever reblog sooo cool

fucking wicked!

Posted on 20th Apr at 1:27 PM, with 73,726 notes

bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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Posted on 20th Apr at 1:26 PM, with 162,373 notes
spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE
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spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

Posted on 20th Apr at 1:20 PM, with 752,222 notes

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

Posted on 20th Apr at 1:20 PM, with 207,867 notes

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

Posted on 20th Apr at 1:19 PM

I was seeing lots of posts about that baseball fight, on Facebook. Damn even the fights in baseball are boring as shit. wth america? I know this is supposed to be our past time but fuck it’s boring. I did however enjoy going to a baseball game in person. Baseball just isn’t made for watching on TV i guess. As much as I dislike Michael Bay, I think they should hire him to spice up baseball on tv. Add some explosions and transformers and asteroids and shit. 

Posted on 20th Apr at 2:32 AM, with 80,051 notes
renegadeprincess:

knitmeapony:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 

"I am fucking fabulous."

I want pink cats
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renegadeprincess:

knitmeapony:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

"I am fucking fabulous."

I want pink cats

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